Natural Selection Needs Supervision Organic T-Shirt
Natural Selection Needs Supervision Organic T-Shirt
Natural selection had millions of years. It still made the dodo.
Meet the workplace safety officer evolution forgot to supervise: a stern mutant dodo, clipboard ready, reminding everyone that Natural Selection Needs Supervision.
Why this mutation survived
- Original Unnatural Selection artwork
- Premium black organic-cotton T-shirt
- Front-centre DTG print with no unnecessary back print
- Made to order rather than mass-produced for a landfill
The specimen
- Stanley/Stella SATU007 unisex organic mid-light T-shirt
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- 155 g/m² fabric with a regular fit
- Set-in sleeves, ribbed collar and reinforced hems
- Organic cotton content certified under GOTS and OCS
Size and fit
Available in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. Regular unisex fit. The manufacturer uses US-labelled sizing, which may fit larger than the equivalent European size. Check your preferred fit carefully before ordering.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours
- Use mild detergent and no fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if needed; do not iron the print
- Do not dry clean
Delivery and problems
Every shirt is printed to order. Production time is added before dispatch; your delivery estimate and postage are shown at checkout.
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted or materially different from what you ordered, email hello@darkbeaconstudios.co.uk with your order number and clear photographs so we can investigate. Your statutory rights are unaffected.
No dodos were promoted beyond their competence.